The Dream Chair by Giles Ward





Are some things best left undiscovered? Or is progress just a necessity and the consequences a bi-product?

Morgan Sweet is no longer sure – it’s not his fault the world so loves his Dream Chair. Like Alfred Noble belatedly realising dynamite probably wasn’t such a good idea and offering his peace prize as compensation, Morgan rues the day his father-in-law’s passing comment over the dinner table inadvertently laid the way for the world’s most influential discovery since man realised he could rub two sticks together and ignite his own farts.

But can you blame the world? With your dreams of choice at the press of a button, it really does beg the question: what’s the point in reality?


  1. Orange Juice With Bits In    DC CHAPTER1 ©GILESWARD
  2. Ri•dic•u•lous    DC CHAPTER2 ©GILESWARD
  3. Lemon Soufflé    DC CHAPTER3 ©GILESWARD
  4. Carl Jung’s Wet Dream   DC CHAPTER4 ©GILESWARD
  5. All Aboard The Skylark
  6. The Fat On The Barbecue Grill
  7. It’s Just Roadkill, Grandpappy
  8. Oh, Wish I’d Thought Of That
  9. If You Don’t Have A Dream, How You Gonna Have A Dream Come True?
  10. Ring A Ring O’Roses, A Pocketful of Posies, Atishoo! Atishoo!
  11. $$$
  12. Captain Cook Speared By The Natives
  13. Some Assembly May Be Required
  14. Reap What You Sow
  15. The Guy Who Pulls The Trigger
  16. America Isn’t The Only Country In The World You Know
  17. More Please
  18. Twat
  19. You Greedy Boy, Put That Back
  20. It’s A Long Way Down
  21. The Donkey Ride
  22. Bugger Me, Is That How It Ends?



Chapter 1: Orange Juice With Bits In


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One Response

  1. Kadiya

    I was thrilled, entertained and thoroughly left wanting to read more. The style was perfect and led me, the reader into a world of infinite possibilities. The sadness of the demise of the orange juice man, so beautifully reflected modern corporate greed. Morgan and his dreams, now this I can relate to, so many ideas and possibilities – where to begin, if only one had the time and space! Energetic adventure, well written, what more can I say. Thanks.

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