ST100: The Kick by Jared Carter

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The Kick by Jared Carter

Wax on. Wax off. Like that stupid movie. Wax on. Wax off. Only I don’t get to have that much fun. Instead I wipe bug guts and bird crap off of people’s hoods. I don’t get to karate chop like this. Hyah! And I don’t get to wear a black belt. Well, I do but only to hold up these frickin bleach stained jeans. And I don’t get to do this awesome switch kick where I stand like this and fake everyone out with this crazy kick. Hyah! “Oh, frick. I’m so sorry, ma’am. I promise I’ll pay for that.”

The SHORT TALE 100 – MAY 2017

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